NEWS – Suicide Girls Must Die Poster

Published on: 3rd February, 2010

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Let’s face it – no matter what the plot (it will no doubt be shit), a Suicide Girls movie is guaranteed to get everyone interested! After all, why else did some of us sit through the Wizard of Gore remake? Those ‘beautiful naked girls with tattoos’ (their words, not mine) have been causing repetitive strain on young guys’ wrists for the past eight or so years and now it seems that they are set to get their own feature.

Ninety minutes of T&A or a desperate attempt to make a ‘real’ movie? Let’s hope it’s the former, as if this is a real attempt at making a horror then we’re in big trouble. Really, how good at acting are these ‘models’ likely to be? And with a tagline like ‘No Actors. No Script. No Escape,’ nudity is about the best thing it can offer.

Directed (which probably consists of someone shouting ‘Show your tits on this scene’) by Sawa Suicide and starring many of her horny website friends, Suicide Girls Must Die should make its way to a bargain bin near you soon!

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